One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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