Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.