I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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