Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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