Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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