? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We left an ass print on the piano.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD