So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."