i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.