just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.