Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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