so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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