The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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