Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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