I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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