Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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