CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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