Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
50% drunk capacity currently
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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