At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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