I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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