So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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