So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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