I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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