I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
