If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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