Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure