id be glad to
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Someone shit on the floor
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor