I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.