What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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