There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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