dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex