nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."