I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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