my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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