people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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