i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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