I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow