I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.