Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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