I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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