fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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