The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry about my life...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize