Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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