did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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