call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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