Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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