It was confusing and full of hummus
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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