I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire