there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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