why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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