i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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