No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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