That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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