You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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