Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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