We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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