the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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