Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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